“I always do my homework… just not necessarily on time.”

“My sleep schedule is like a mystery novel, full of twists and unexpected turns.”

“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just a strategic last-minute achiever.”

“My brain works four times faster when I’m daydreaming in class.”

“I may be a backbencher, but I have front-row seats to the best comedy show in school.”

“Being a backbencher is like having VIP access to the land of distractions.”

“If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d definitely be a gold medalist.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just preserving energy for more important things, like daydreaming.”

“I have mastered the art of looking attentive while mentally planning my weekend.” “I’m pretty sure I was born to be a backbencher, it’s my natural habitat.”

“My ability to stay awake during class is directly proportional to how interesting the subject is… or how much caffeine I’ve had.”

“My report card should have a category for ‘creative thinking during boring lectures’.”

“Teachers always say ‘raise your hand if you have a question’, but what if my question is ‘can I go to the bathroom?'” NO CREDIT QUOTES FOR SHOP

“I’ve perfected the art of mastering the art of pretending to pay attention.”

“The backbenchers should form a secret organization, with special handshakes and insider codes.”

“Sleeping in class is my way of multitasking – I’m resting my eyes while absorbing knowledge through osmosis.”

“I’m not a troublemaker, I’m just an expert in pushing the boundaries of class participation.”

“Choosing a seat in the back is like having a VIP pass to a private comedy show.”

“Being a backbencher is like being in stealth mode, silently observing everything while avoiding teacher detection.”

“Who needs a gym membership when you can get a full-body workout trying to stay awake during lectures?”

“I’ve got a black belt in daydreaming, with a PhD in creative excuses.”

“I may not have an impressive track record in academics, but I excel in the art of entertaining my classmates.”

“My ability to finish assignments on time is inversely proportional to the level of distraction around me.”

“I keep my expectations low so I’m never disappointed when the teacher calls on me.”

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