BEST DAVID BRENT QUOTES

“I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third.”

“You know, I always say, why not have a laugh? Have a smile, have a chuckle.”

“I’ve learned that dreams don’t work unless you do. Unless you’re dreaming about work. Then it usually pays off.”

“I’m a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence of failure.”

“I don’t believe in making plans. Because then you have to stick to them.”

“I just think it’s nuts paying someone to clean my watch. I can clean it. I’m not paying someone to clean my pants.”

“I’m a motivational manager. I find that many good ideas get ignored because they’re shouted at people.”

“You know, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. And I’ve been saying that for years.” “If you’re going to aim high, aim like a sniper. If you miss, at least you’ll hit the ceiling.”

“To know me is to love me. To love me is to have no standards.”

“I do value my staff. They are like a team of animals. Except they have bigger brains.”

“I’m not trying to impress anybody. That’s not true; I’m always impressing people without realizing it.” KRISHNA BHAGWAN QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“I’ve always said, if you treat people right, they’ll treat you right. That’s why I refuse to treat anyone right.”

“I’m a chilled-out entertainer. I’m funny, I’m approachable, and I’m well-liked. And that’s just my ego talking.”

“Remember, popularity is the key to success. And if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to be good at it. And people to say ‘there goes David Brent. The best boss we ever had.'”

“I like to think of myself as a mentor, but more like a chilled-out entertainer.”

“I can’t fire people. I have never killed anyone. The bodies I bury won’t stay buried.”

“Seize the day, or die regretting the time you lost watching TV.”

“I feel like I’m the Michael Jordan of paper merchants. I get the ball and I run with it.”

“I’m not a conventional boss. I’m an inspirational motivator.”

“I’m a man of vision. Something future. Where Michael Palin meets David Beckham.”

“In this job, you’ll meet a lot of flakes, but the snowstorms make it all worthwhile.”