BIG VERN VIZ QUOTES

“I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve got better things to do than deal with the likes of you!”

“Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!”

“Yer talkin’ a load of codswallop, mate!”

“Listen ‘ere, sunshine, you better listen up or else…”

“I ain’t got time for all this blatherin’, I’m off!”

“Blimey, what a daft idea that is!”

“You must be off yer rocker if ya think I’m doin’ that!”

“I’ve had enough of yer nonsense, bugger off!”

“Don’t give me that rubbish, I’ve heard it all before!” “You think you’re clever, don’t ya? Well, think again!”

“Nah, don’t be a berk, that’s never gonna work!”

“I’m not ‘avin any of that, so get lost!”

“You’re pushin’ all the wrong buttons, pal!” SAMOAN QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“You’re about as sharp as a butter knife, mate!”

“Don’t make me laugh, you ain’t got a clue!”

“Could you be any more clueless? I doubt it!”

“I’ll give you some advice: quit while you’re ahead!”

“I’ve got half a mind to wallop ya, but I’ve got better things to do!”

“You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?”

“You’re as honest as a used car salesman, mate!”

“What a load of old tripe, that idea of yours!”

“That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever ‘eard!”

“You’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot, ain’t ya?”

“Do us all a favor and shut yer gob, will ya?”