BRUCE FROM FINDING NEMO QUOTES

“I’m having fish tonight!”

“Fish are friends, not food.”

“Hello, my name is Bruce, and I am a shark.”

“Fish are friends, not snacks.”

“Right then, mates! Easy does it. You wouldn’t want one of these to accidentally go off.”

“Know why we swim in schools? ‘Cause whatever way we swim, we swim together. So, if just one fish runs away from the group, the shark attacks!”

“Don’t worry, we’re not nearly that organized.”

“Our first meeting of the ‘don’t eat fish’ club has come to order!”

“First, think of a little fishy friend, then snap! It’s all over.” “Mmm, yummy, yummy fishies for my tummy.”

“Rule number one: fish are friends, not food. Rule number two: no staring at food, or it’ll run away.”

“Remember the pledge. I am a shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.”

“Food is not the enemy, mate.” ANAESTHETIST QUOTES

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.”

“Fish are friends! Got it?”

“I never knew my father…or my mother, come to think of it…or my cousins. But enough about me. How was your day?”

“Join us or die!”

“Fish are our friends, not food. Except stinkin’ dolphins; they’re not friends.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Little help here! C’mon, it’s funny! Laugh!”

“I never wanted to be a shark. I wanted to be a dentist!”

“I don’t understand why nobody likes sharks. One drop of blood and everyone goes nuts!”

“Great whites are misunderstood. They only attack when they’re hungry.”

“Remember, fish are friends, not food.”

“We’re not eating them…we’re not eating them…we’re not eating them.”