“What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law!”

“There’s no way, no way that you could come from my loins!”

“That sumbitch gave me the slip!”

“I’m gonna nail that sumbitch and nail him hard!”

“You can think with your dick and you’d be just as effective.”

“My old man never gave me nothing, except a bad gene for alcoholism.”

“You can think about it, but don’t do it!”

“I got a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt!”

“Well, look at this. What’s this? What’s this?” “Interrupting a federal investigation is a serious crime!”

“You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth!”

“My old man always said, ‘Always shut the toilet seat. You don’t want a wanger dippin’ in there and touchin’ the water, do ya?'”

“You can’t outrun a radio, son!” INFERTILITY QUOTES HOPE

“Foggy, I’m bringing your ass in.”

“I’m trying to maintain a professional demeanor here!”

“I’m no boy scout. I’m a seasoned law enforcement professional.”

“Our little spat back there might have just violated some sort of protocol.”

“Don’t you ever, ever go waffling on me again!”

“I can’t wait to see what those two dumbasses in the blue car are gonna do next.”

“I’m not a big fan of you.”

“There’s no speed limit on the pursuit of justice, son!”

“Now, I’m not gonna pay $400 for no broke down Cadillac!”

“Justice is a dish best served cold.”

“I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!”

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