CAL NAUGHTON JR. QUOTES

“I’m just a big, hairy American winning machine!”

“We’re on a roll like a runaway freight train!”

“Oh, hell, it’s dangerous! Don’t let off!”

“We’re gonna put the hammer down, and we’re gonna leave ’em all in the dust!”

“If you ain’t first, you’re second.”

“I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.”

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”

“We’re gonna go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go fast!”

“I wanna go fast!”

“We’re the dominant species! We’re the cream of the crop!”

“Shake and bake!”

“You gotta learn to drive with the fear.”

“I’m the Magic Man, and you’re El Diablo!” WHINY QUOTES

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.”

“I’m all hopped up on Mountain Dew, and ready to party!”

“If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!”

“Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!”

“I’m a racing machine, and I was born to race!”

“I’m the biggest thing to hit NASCAR since the invention of the internal combustion engine!”

“I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”

“I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!”

“You never know what you’re gonna get with me.”