CHAZZ MICHAEL MICHAELS QUOTES

“You can try to fly under the radar, but you’ll still be the amazing Chazz Michael Michaels.”

“I’m Chazz Michael Michaels, and I’m here to put my blades where my mouth is.”

“The name’s Chazz Michael Michaels, the greatest figure skater in the world.”

“I’m a sex addict with a history of anger issues. Did you really think I wouldn’t end up with a gazillion motels across America?”

“I’m the bad boy of skating, baby.”

“You can’t handle the Chazz!”

“Life is like figure skating: it’s all about finding your balance and making those incredible spins.”

“I’m like a beautiful bird, gliding through the air with grace and majesty… and a hell of a lot of style.”

“Some people skate to the puck, but I skate to where the puck is going to be.” “Move over, Dorothy Hamill, because Chazz Michael Michaels is about to take over the ice!”

“Oh, I’m sorry, did my profound skill on the ice dazzle you into forgetting that I’m also a major sex icon?”

“I’m like a hurricane on ice, leaving a trail of destruction and awe in my wake.”

“Face it, I’m a skating deity and you’re just the mere mortals trying to keep up.” QUOTES FROM THE NANNY

“I’m Chazz Michael Michaels, the guy who doesn’t compete, he conquers.”

“It takes a special kind of person to be a champion. Lucky for me, I’m beyond special.”

“I’m a triple threat – skater, lover, and superstar!”

“I’ve got more talent in my pinky finger than most people have in their whole body.”

“I don’t need your sympathy, I need your applause.”

“Skating is poetry in motion, and I’m the Shakespeare of the ice.”

“When Chazz Michael Michaels is on the ice, the competition is left in the dust.”

“I was born to skate, baby. It’s in my blood, my soul, and my blades.”

“I skate like there’s no tomorrow because, for me, there might not be.”

“You think you can beat me? You’ll have better luck trying to stop a freight train with your bare hands.”

“Life’s too short to play by the rules. I’m here to break them and make history.”