CHEECH AND CHONG QUOTES

“Dave’s not here!”

“Up in Smoke, man!”

“Hey, what’s that smell?”

“Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.”

“I used to be all messed up on drugs, but now I’m all messed up on the Lord.”

“You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.”

“We’re on a mission from God, man!”

“Is that a joint, man? It’d be a lot cooler if it was.”

“Hey, man, we’re just trying to find some decent bud!” “You wanna get high, man?”

“That’s some heavy-duty shit, man.”

“We’re not criminals, we’re entrepreneurs, man!”

“It’s not just a bong, man. It’s a lifestyle.” PSYCHIC QUOTES

“I’m in touch with my inner self, man. I got a negative, positive charge thing happening.”

“I can’t believe I ate the whole jar of mayonnaise, man. That’s far out!”

“I got my lawyer on speed dial, man!”

“I can’t remember if it’s the brown or the white acid, man.”

“What’s the matter with you, man? Are you listening to my words or just staring at my lips move?”

“Weed is the answer, man. Now, what was the question?”

“The art of staying high, man, is to stay low.”

“I’m not addicted to drugs, man. I’m addicted to sitting on my ass and getting high.”

“I’m so high, I could kiss the sky, man.”

“You know what they say, man. If you remember the ’60s, you weren’t really there.”

“It’s all about peace, love, and getting stoned, man.”