DEAN MARTIN QUOTES

“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

“In the words of the great philosopher, Mick Jagger, you can’t always get what you want.”

“I don’t drink anymore… I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.”

“When you’re drinkin’, you’re thinkin’, who’s thinkin’ of you?”

“I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them.”

“The key to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“I always drink to forget, but I never forget to drink.”

“I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.” “I’m not a drinker, I’m a pitcher.”

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” SAMEN QUOTES

“The only time I drink milk is when I mix it with my scotch.”

“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.”

“When in doubt, take a nap.”

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”

“I wish I knew then what I know now. I would have drunk more beer.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I play one in my liver’s dreams.”

“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.”

“You’re not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.”

“The best things in life are free, but the drinks are on you.”

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”

“It’s not how old you are, it’s how you are old.”