FUNNY CARTOON QUOTES

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it four or five times, just to be sure.” – Bugs Bunny

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Snoopy

“I have a broccoli addiction, I can stop anytime I want but why would I?” – SpongeBob SquarePants

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it.” – Garfield

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Dilbert

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Winnie the Pooh

“I’m not afraid to die, I’m just not ready to stop eating.” – Homer Simpson

“I may be a cartoon, but I have a lot of character.” – Mickey Mouse

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Snoopy

“I’m so cute, I’m practically a cartoon.” – Hello Kitty

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.” – Tweety Bird

“I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient.” – Garfield

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.” – Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) QUOTE TEGEL MAKEN

“I’m not bossy, I’m just always right.” – Lucy van Pelt

“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.” – Tigger

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – The Cheshire Cat

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Snoopy

“I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my opinion forcefully.” – Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“I’m not cute, I’m just highly attractive to mini humans.” – Pikachu

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.” – Tweety Bird

“I’m not fat, I’m fluffy.” – Puss in Boots (Shrek)

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly efficient at doing nothing.” – Garfield

“I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my passionate inner self.” – Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Po (Kung Fu Panda)