FUNNY DENTAL QUOTES

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of dental appointments.” – Anonymous

“A dentist gets to the root of the problem.” – Anonymous

“I told my dentist I wanted a brighter smile. He said, ‘Well, you’ll have to start brushing your teeth with a highlighter.'” – Anonymous

“A woman goes to the dentist with a toothache. ‘I think I need a root canal,’ she says. The dentist replies, ‘No, you just need a new husband.'” – Anonymous

“I like to brush my teeth with Coca-Cola. That way I can get my cavities and caffeine fix at the same time.” – Anonymous

“I went to the dentist and he said I needed a crown. I was like, ‘I know, right?'” – Anonymous

“I hate going to the dentist. They always ask me questions while their hands are in my mouth. It’s like, have some common sense, I’m not going to answer you!” – Anonymous

“Dental insurance: the only kind of insurance that doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions.” – Anonymous

“Flossing is like a dance party for your mouth.” – Anonymous

“A man goes to the dentist with a broken tooth. The dentist says, ‘Open wide.’ The man replies, ‘I do, but the gate still doesn’t come up.'” – Anonymous

“I told my dentist I wanted a brighter smile, so he gave me sunglasses.” – Anonymous

“It’s not the bristles that wear out on a toothbrush, it’s the enthusiasm.” – Anonymous

“I’m not afraid of the dentist, I’m afraid of what they’ll find.” – Anonymous DEFENSIVE ATTITUDE QUOTES

“Going to the dentist is like playing hide and seek. You know they’re going to find something, you just hope it’s not too bad.” – Anonymous

“I hate going to the dentist. Not because of the pain, but because I can’t eat for hours afterwards.” – Anonymous

“A man goes to the dentist and says, ‘Doc, it hurts when I do this.’ The dentist says, ‘Well, don’t do that!'” – Anonymous

“My dentist told me I need a crown, I said, ‘You’re right, I do, but can we fix my teeth first?'” – Anonymous

“Dentists are like car mechanics for your mouth.” – Anonymous

“Brush your teeth like your life depends on it, because it does.” – Anonymous

“A man goes to the dentist with bad breath. The dentist says, ‘This might hurt a little.’ The man replies, ‘What, my breath?'” – Anonymous

“Going to the dentist is like going to the principal’s office. You know you’re going to get in trouble, you just don’t know how much.” – Anonymous

“A patient says to his dentist, ‘Doc, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?’ The dentist responds, ‘Wear a brown tie!'” – Anonymous

“I went to the dentist and he said I needed braces. I said, ‘But I already have a boyfriend!'” – Anonymous

“Nothing hurts more than getting a tax bill and a dental bill on the same day.” – Anonymous