FUNNY DRIVING QUOTES

“I wonder why everyone honks at me when I’m driving? I use my turn signals… when I remember to.”

“Driving is like coffee, it’s better hot, and it helps to prevent sleep.”

“I’m not a bad driver, I’m just really good at avoiding traffic cones.”

“I have a great sense of direction; I just don’t always know where I’m going.”

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”

“Life is too short to drive boring cars.”

“Driving a minivan is my idea of living on the wild side.”

“I don’t have road rage, I have a right to be annoyed when people don’t know how to merge!”

“Parallel parking is just my way of showing off my amazing spatial awareness… or lack thereof.” “I need GPS in my car because every turn I take is a surprise adventure.”

“I always keep a cool head while driving — it’s the other drivers that make me lose my mind.”

“Driving is the only sport where you get to sit still and yell at strangers.”

“My driving is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get.” LANYON QUOTES

“I don’t always speed up when someone tries to pass me, but when I do, it’s in a school zone.”

“License to drive? More like license to thrill… my passengers with my amazing car karaoke skills.”

“Who needs therapy when you have a steering wheel to bang on?”

“I’m not a backseat driver. I’m a helpful passenger giving suggestions.”

“I drive so slow that I make turtles look like race cars.”

“Driving with me is always an adventure. Buckle up or hold on tight!”

“I drive a minivan because I have a lot of kids… and a lot of snacks.”

“Driving tip: The faster you drive, the less time you have to listen to your passengers criticize your driving.”

“I let my car handle the traffic, so I can focus on my dance moves at red lights.”

“Why follow the rules of the road when you can make your own?”

“My driving skills are so good, I nearly got a ticket… for walking.”