FUNNY FIREBALL QUOTES

“I’m not drunk, I’m just fluent in FIREBALL!”

“I have a love-hate relationship with Fireball…mostly love.”

“One Fireball shot? That’s like trying to eat just one potato chip!”

“They say too much of anything is bad, but I haven’t reached my Fireball limit yet.”

“I don’t trust people who don’t like Fireball. What kind of monster are you?”

“Fireball is my spirit animal.”

“I don’t always drink Fireball, but when I do, things get interesting.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Fireball and that’s pretty damn close.”

“Fireball is like liquid courage, but with a little more sass.”

“Life is short, drink the Fireball.”

“I may not be able to see straight, but at least I can see the love in this Fireball.”

“If anyone tells you to stop drinking Fireball, they’re not your real friend.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking fluent Fireball-ese.” GLOWING IN THE DARK QUOTES

“Fireball is the key to any good party…or a good nap.”

“With every Fireball shot, my dance moves get even more impressive.”

“Fireball is like a warm hug from an old friend you never knew you needed.”

“Fireball is the reason I wake up with a smile on my face.”

“They say Fireball is a gateway drug. A gateway to WHAT exactly, sobriety?”

“How do you make Fireball taste even better? Share it with your friends.”

“I can’t decide if Fireball is my best friend or my worst enemy.”

“They say you can’t mix Fireball with anything. But I think they must not know how to party.”

“Fireball is like the spicy ex-boyfriend that you just can’t quit.”

“Life is a party, but Fireball is the VIP guest list.”

“Fireball is like a trust fall, with alcohol.”