FUNNY FRIDAY 13TH QUOTES

“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?” – Jean Cocteau

“On Friday the 13th, I like to wear a lucky charm bracelet… with a rabbit’s foot, a four-leaf clover, and a voodoo doll just to cover all my bases.” – Unknown

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“Friday the 13th is just like any other day for me, except that I walk around repeating ‘I ain’t scared of no ghost’.” – Unknown

“If you see a black cat on Friday the 13th, it’s probably just out for its regular evening stroll. Don’t let superstition ruin your day!” – Unknown

“Friday the 13th is like any other day… only with extra bad luck for those who accidentally break a mirror while walking under a ladder.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying you should be superstitious on Friday the 13th, just that you should keep an extra rabbit’s foot in your pocket.” – Unknown

“Friday the 13th: the only day when people go out of their way to avoid walking under any ladder, but won’t hesitate to binge-watch horror movies all night.” – Unknown

“On Friday the 13th, I like to test my luck by walking under a ladder while opening an umbrella indoors. So far, I’m still here!” – Unknown “The best way to counter bad luck on Friday the 13th? Stay in bed all day with a good book and some funny cat videos.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of Friday the 13th. I’m more scared of Monday the 1st!” – Unknown

“Remember, on Friday the 13th, if life gives you lemons and black cats, make spooky lemonade.” – Unknown

“My favorite superstition for Friday the 13th? Getting ice cream… because who needs good luck when you have a double scoop?” – Unknown I AM THE STORM QUOTE

“Friday the 13th is just another excuse to blame all my problems on bad luck instead of my own poor decisions.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of Friday the 13th. I’m more afraid of my alarm clock on Monday morning.” – Unknown

“On Friday the 13th, I like to carry around a lucky penny and consult it for all major life decisions. So far, it’s been wrong 99% of the time!” – Unknown

“If black cats bring bad luck, what do white cats bring? Bad fur days?” – Unknown

“I don’t believe in superstition, but sometimes I find four-leaf clovers just for the bragging rights.” – Unknown

“On Friday the 13th, I like to dress up as a black cat surrounded by ladders, just to mess with people’s minds.” – Unknown

“Friday the 13th: the perfect excuse to blame all my clumsy moments on bad luck rather than lack of coordination.” – Unknown

“I always feel lucky on Friday the 13th because I have an 80% off sale at my favorite store.” – Unknown

“Friday the 13th is just another day to me, except that I avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks and carry a rabbit’s foot in my pocket.” – Unknown

“Friday the 13th is the one day of the year when I wish my neighbors would stop practicing their cackling witch impressions.” – Unknown

“On Friday the 13th, I like to test my luck by eating cereal without checking the expiration date. So far, so good!” – Unknown