FUNNY HYPOCRISY QUOTES

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“I would never lie. Except for when I’m about to be late.” – Unknown

“Do as I say, not as I do.” – Unknown

“I hate hypocrites, they’re the worst kind of people—just like me.” – Unknown

“My excuse for hypocrisy is that I’m more surprised than anyone when I do the right thing.” – Unknown

“I’m not a hypocrite; I just have a very selective memory.” – Unknown

“I’m not judgmental, I just have strong opinions about how everyone else should live their lives.” – Unknown

“Don’t judge me based on my actions; judge me based on my intentions.” – Unknown

“I try not to judge others, unless they’re double-dipping their chips. That’s a hard no for me.” – Unknown “Hypocrisy is like my guilty pleasure; it’s wrong, but it feels so right.” – Unknown

“I hate when people pretend to be something they’re not, like pretending to care about my opinion.” – Unknown

“I’m not perfect, which is why I’m so great at pointing out other people’s imperfections.” – Unknown

“I’m not hypocritical; I just have many layers of moral flexibility.” – Unknown DOUBT IN LOVE QUOTES IN HINDI

“I always strive to practice what I preach, except when preaching isn’t convenient.” – Unknown

“I believe in being honest, except when honesty doesn’t benefit me.” – Unknown

“I try to lead by example, but sometimes I accidentally lead by confusion.” – Unknown

“I’m not a hypocrite, I’m just creatively inconsistent.” – Unknown

“I don’t have double standards; I have multifaceted standards.” – Unknown

“I’m not a hypocrite; I’m just a complex character with conflicting priorities.” – Unknown

“I love calling people out on their hypocrisy, especially when I conveniently forget my own.” – Unknown

“I have no problem embracing my hypocrisy; it’s the embracing other people’s hypocrisy that bothers me.” – Unknown

“I’m not two-faced; I’m just versatile.” – Unknown

“I’m a walking contradiction, but at least I’m self-aware enough to find it funny.” – Unknown

“Hypocrisy is the glue that holds society together, or at least that’s what I tell myself.” – Unknown