FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BREAKFAST

“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’ because if it was really a good morning, I’d still be in bed eating pancakes.”

“I tried to make a recipe for breakfast procrastination, but I kept putting it off.”

“Breakfast is the only meal that’s acceptable to eat pancakes, waffles, and donuts all at once.”

“Cereal: the only meal that you can still eat without judgment at any age.”

“I’m not a morning person, but I’m definitely a breakfast person.”

“Breakfast is the only time where it’s socially acceptable to drink coffee like you’re auditioning for the Flash.”

“I eat breakfast for dinner sometimes, just to confuse my leftovers.”

“The only thing better than coffee in the morning is more coffee.”

“Breakfast in bed? Yes please, as long as it comes with a side of mimosas.” “Breakfast is the one meal where you don’t have to answer to anyone when you eat pizza.”

“I can’t make everyone happy, I’m not a brunch buffet.”

“Sometimes I wonder if my breakfast is judging me for eating it.”

“If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, why isn’t it allowed at every meal?” SIKH QUOTES IN HINDI

“I love breakfast so much, I’d marry it… if that wasn’t considered weird.”

“Breakfast is like a good friend – always there for you when you need it most.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a bagel and cream cheese.”

“My favorite exercise is running late to breakfast and hurdling over chairs.”

“If life gives you lemons, add pancakes and maple syrup.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but a bacon and egg sandwich comes pretty close.”

“You need coffee to wake up from the nightmare of not having coffee.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock, I need the smell of bacon to wake me up.”

“Breakfast: the only meal where you can have cookies and call it ‘coffee cake’.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Danish.”

“My breakfast philosophy is simple: if in doubt, just add bacon!”