FUNNY QUOTES FOR TEACHERS IN HINDI

“Teacher ke liye exams bas formality hai, actual test toh sare bachche hote hai.”

“Padhane wale teacher se bachho ki shiksha achhi hoti hai, aur padhne wale teacher se bachhe ki nazrein achhi hoti hai.”

“Padhane wale teacher hamesha bachche ko yaad dilate hai, ki ‘Knowledge is power,’ aur exam time par reminder dete hai ki ‘Power nahi toh supply cut!'”

“Teacher ke aage bas ek hi cheez chalti hai, woh hai silence or homework!”

“Teacher bachcho ko padhane ke liye kya kya nahi karti hai, par bachhe kabhi nahi padhte ki hum bhi unhe kitna tang karte hai!”

“Teacher ho toh aise, saare sawaalon ke answer humein yaad rehte hai, lekin apne sawaal ka answer khud bhool jate hai!”

“Teacher: ‘Bache, answer sheet ko sidha rakhna hai.’ Bachha: ‘Sir, answer toh humein samajh nahi aata, shayad sidha rakhne se sahi ho jaye.'”

“Teacher ko kaam kya hota hai? Teacher ki duty hoti hai ‘baaton ka weightage’ badhana!”

“Bachhe: ‘Sir, homework karke laaya hoon.’ Teacher: ‘Woh toh achhi baat hai, ab mere liye bhi kar do!'”

“Bachche: ‘Sir, notes ki jagah kuch aur de do, yaad rakhna difficult hai.’ Teacher: ‘Exam mei bhi note sheet milegi kya?'”

“Teacher bachcho se expect karte hai, ki exam mei acche marks laaye, lekin woh khud marks calculate karne keliye calculator use karte hai!”

“Teacher: ‘Bacche, zara suno. Be quiet!’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, zara suno or quiet, dono toh ek hi cheez hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, class mei kitna doodh piya?’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, aata toh hamesha marker pe chipka hua hai!'” MISS YOU DAD QUOTES IN PUNJABI

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, aaj tumne late kyu kiya?’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, mere school ki bus apni acting perfect karne keliye shooting pe gayi thi!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, pura sentence bolke dikha.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, pura sentence khatam hone ka time hai toh nahi hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, mujhe pura aapke notebook pe ped likhna pad raha hai.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, jis ped pe likh rahe hai woh toh essay topic tha, lekin aap puri book le rahe hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Dimaag mat laga, jaldi answer do.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, aapko toh pyaar kiya hai. Pyaar mei dimaag kaam nahi karta hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, yeh spelling kese likhti hai?’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, jaisa ki aap ka saath aur commitment hoti hai, waise hi kar raha hoon’ – Making errors!”

“Teacher: ‘Bachhe, exam ke liye thodi practice karna chahiye.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, practice toh humare sabse jyada achaar vali subject ho gayi hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachho, aaj hum kathin sawaal karenge.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, aapka woh subject hi kathin hai, jisme hum simple sawaalon ka bhi answer nahi de paate!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachche, aaj sabse gehra kaunso hai?’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, aapka subject toh sabse gehra hai, jiski depth hum kabhi samajh hi nahi pate hai!'”

“Teacher: ‘Bachcho, exam ke time pe acche se concentrate karna.’ Bachcha: ‘Sir, exam mei toh humara concentration zero ho jata hai, par tiffin time pe concentration toh 100% hota hai!'”

“Teacher ke liye bachcho ko school hai, aur teacher ke liye weekend holidays hai!”

“Bachche: ‘Sir, humein padhane wale teacher kabhi nahi bhulte.’ Teacher: ‘Haan, kyunki hum aapko marks ki formality ke liye yaad karte hai!'”