FUNNY RAIN QUOTES

“I’d like to see people start to love rain. It’s just rain.” – Neil Gaiman

“Rain, rain, go away… actually, stay. I’m enjoying this Netflix binge way too much.”

“I don’t like it when it rains, but at least it washes away the pollen.”

“Rain is just confetti from the sky.” – Unknown

“It’s not raining men, hallelujah – it’s just water.”

“The only thing I like about rainy days is that I don’t have to water my plants.”

“Rain is just nature’s way of washing the dishes.”

“I love the smell of rain, it reminds me of wet dogs and soggy shoes.” – Unknown

“Rain, rain, go away… come again when I have a day off work.”

“Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.” – Roger Miller

“I always carry a raincoat, just in case I need to make a dramatic exit.”

“Rainy days are perfect for curling up with a good book, a cup of tea, and a small fire… if you have a fireplace.”

“The best thing about rainy days is that they make me appreciate the sunny ones even more.” – Unknown ROLF QUOTES

“Rain is like a friend you don’t really like but have to put up with because you’ve known each other for so long.” – Unknown

“I don’t always check the weather forecast, but when I do, it’s because I’m bored and looking for some drama.”

“A little rain never hurt anyone… except for the Wicked Witch of the West.”

“It’s raining cats and dogs outside… better make sure my umbrella is big enough for them.”

“I’m not a fan of rain, but I will admit that it makes for some great dramatic scenes in movies.”

“If it’s raining outside, it means my car is going to be a mess the next day. Thanks, nature.”

“I don’t mind the rain as long as it’s not accompanied by thunder and lightning. I don’t want to end up like Benjamin Franklin.” – Unknown

“I don’t always dance in the rain, but when I do, I make sure everyone around me is also soaked.”

“Rain: it’s wet, it’s cold, and it ruins my hair.”

“It’s raining outside… perfect weather to stay inside and catch up on my favorite shows.”

“Rain, rain, go away… and take the humidity with you.”