“I never trust a man who doesn’t have a darker side.” – Al Capone

“I’m not a gangster. I’m a businessman. And my business happens to be illegal.” – Unknown

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse… to pay for dinner.” – Don Corleone (The Godfather parody)

“I’m as harmless as a newborn kitten… with a machine gun.” – Unknown

“I used to think money was the root of all evil. Then I realized it’s just the people who have it.” – Unknown

“If crime doesn’t pay, then why is every rich guy I know a criminal?” – Unknown

“Behind every successful gangster, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Unknown

“I’m not a gangster; I just do gangster sh*t.” – Unknown

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to sail right up to it.” – Unknown “Brains will only get you so far in this world. After that, you need a good lawyer.” – Unknown

“I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning gangster.” – Unknown

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have scars.” – Unknown

“I may be a gangster, but I have impeccable manners when I’m robbing you.” – Unknown QUOTE MOEDER DOCHTER BAND

“In this world, you either swim with the sharks or get eaten alive.” – Unknown

“I don’t always break the law, but when I do, I make sure I look damn good doing it.” – Unknown

“Life is full of tough choices, like should I kill someone or just maim them?” – Unknown

“I’d rather be a notorious gangster than a regular cubicle-dwelling schmuck.” – Unknown

“They say don’t mix business with pleasure. I say, why not mix business with a little extortion?” – Unknown

“They call it organized crime because it’s just easier when you have a schedule.” – Unknown

“You can take the gangster out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of the gangster.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an alarm clock. My enemies wake me up every morning.” – Unknown

“I prefer bullets to words; they impact faster.” – Unknown

“I’m not a violent person. I just happen to have some very persuasive friends who do violent things.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be a good person to do good business. Just ask any politician.” – Unknown

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