GRAPPIGE HORECA QUOTES

“I drink therefore I slam.”

“Home is where the bar is.”

“I never drink water, fish f**k in it.”

“I have mixed drinks about feelings.”

“Alcohol – because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.”

“I like my coffee like I like my men, strong and hot.”

“I have a love/hate relationship with tequila. We love to hate each other.” “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just being friendly with the floor.”

“I run on caffeine, chaos, and cocktails.”

“I have a ‘D’ in morning and a ‘G’ in coffee.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” THIEF QUOTES

“I need a margarita the size of my head.”

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”

“Drunk people, children, and leggings always tell the truth.”

“Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’!”

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“Alcohol – making you believe you can dance since forever.”

“I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.”

“I like my beer cold and my women hot.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“The difference between a bartender and a therapist is that a therapist doesn’t give you a drink.”