HAPPY TEACHERS DAY FUNNY QUOTES IN HINDI

“Teacher: Saara jahan padh ke mere liye ek gana bana – Student: Saamne wali class ke ladke se milne aayi, chhup chhupke uske khayalon mein kho gayi!”

“Teacher: Aaj maine tumhara test bahut achhe se check kiya hai – Student: Yahi to problem hai, teacher, kabhi attack bhi kiya karo!”

“Teacher: Bachchon, main bahut pyar se padhati hu – Student: Mam, pyar se toh jasoos bhi log apna kaam karte hai!”

“Teacher: Aap jaoge kahan itna padhne ke baad? – Student: Mam, cyber cafe mein internet chalu hai na, wahan jaunga!”

“Teacher: Chupchaap bethi raho, main kuch nahi sunungi – Student: Mam, ye apka PAN card ke liye bola tha!”

“Teacher: Kitni der se bore ho rahe ho, kuch sikhoge bhi ya nahi? – Student: Mam, aapke jokes sun ke hi toh bore ho rahe hai!”

“Teacher: Kisi ko pata hai is sawaal ka jawab? – Student: Isiliye toh aap yahan hai, taki hum logon ko bhi pata chale!”

“Teacher: Tum logon ko homework nahi karna padega – Student: Aapne peene ke liye homework chhod diya hai?”

“Teacher: Kaun hai ye new student? – Student: Mam, ye toh humara future failure hai!”

“Teacher: Bachchon, theek se dyan se padho, exam ke time par ye baatein yaad aayengi – Student: Mam, Rahul Gandhi ki speeches bhi yaad aati hai!”

“Teacher: Kisne 10th standard ke students kaha, mujhe dekhne mat aana? – Student: Mam, aapke sapne main aate hai hum!”

“Teacher: Har ek question ka answer batao – Student: Mam, ek sawal ka ek hi answer hota hai, use bata dete hain, aur bach ke kahiye!”

“Teacher: Vooshal, calligraphy classes join karo – Student: Mam, maine kabse Visiting Card par apna naam likh kar rakha hai!” MUMMY PAPA QUOTES IN GUJARATI

“Teacher: Ladke kya cheez hoti hai? – Student: Ladke toh bas problem hote hai, solution koi nahi hai!”

“Teacher: Arey bhai, kaisi k liye saabun lekar aaye ho? – Student: Mam, apke liye toh bas marks dhote rahenge!”

“Teacher: Ye kaunsa answer hai? – Student: Mam, ye toh trick question hai, answer toh aap hi jaanti hongi, batayein!”

“Teacher: Koi mujhe ms excel classes suggest karo – Student: Mam, aapke saath bitayi hui har class MS Excel class hoti hai!”

“Teacher: Tum kaise itne intelligent ho? – Student: Mam, zindagi har roz test leti hai, hum log har roz cheating kar rahe hai!”

“Teacher: Tum log sab paksh batao – Student: Mam, ye cyclone, depression, aur low pressure wale saare paksh hai!”

“Teacher: Aaj apni class mein kisi aur ke mobile ka call aaya toh – Student: Mam, mujhe bhi toh unse jan hai, main bhi uthati!”

“Teacher: Tum bachche kya karoge jab main na rahi hoon? – Student: Mam, hum log na raja banna chahte hai, toh humlog toh parlia-maantri bhi banna sakte hai!”

“Teacher: Tumhara handwriting bahut messy hai – Student: Aapke lectures aur mery saara notebook chha hai, isse acchi handwriting kaise aayegi!”

“Teacher: Kyun apni class mein sabse last mein ho? – Student: Mam, kahin naa kahin toh top performer ka record banana hai!”

“Teacher: Class mein chup chap baithe raho – Student: Mam, aapka modelling career start ho gaya hai kya? ‘Shh’ ki jagah ‘Wow’ bolna shuru kar diya hai!”