HINDI FUNNY QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”

“Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth.”

“God made us best friends because he knew our mothers couldn’t handle us as sisters.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.”

“I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode.”

“Dear WiFi, I can’t live without you. Please don’t betray me.”

“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.”

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” QUOTES VERTROUWEN

“The only exercise I do is jumping to conclusions.”

“I’m not addicted to social media, I’m just an attention seeker.”

“If loving food is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

“I’m not shy, I’m just quietly plotting something evil.”

“At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I am right.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time, so laugh often and loudly.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“I talk to myself because they are the only conversations I can have without being interrupted.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”