“I’m honestly the laziest person alive, but I make it look fabulous.”

“My body is a temple, but it’s one of those temples that the local kids graffiti on.”

“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”

“I like my coffee like I like my men – dark and bitter.”

“Life is short, but I’m even shorter.”

“I’m not vain, I just have standards.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m not an afternoon person, and I’m barely an evening person. I’m a night owl trapped in a morning person’s body.”

“I started wearing glasses because I thought it made me look smart. Turns out, I needed them to see what I was doing wrong.”

“I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs, but I trust dogs when they don’t like people.” “I may not be a superhero, but I can still save the day with my sarcasm.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with technology. I love it when it works, but I hate it when it sends me an error message.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”

“I believe in karma, but I also believe in sarcasm. So, if I say something mean to you, it’s probably just karma coming back around.” QURAN QUOTES IN TELUGU

“I’ve learned that the key to happiness is a good Wi-Fi connection.”

“I always have a Plan B. It usually involves pizza.”

“I’m not lazy, I just conserve energy for more important tasks, like finding the perfect Netflix show to binge-watch.”

“I’ve realized that the only person I can change is myself, so I’ve decided to become a shape-shifter.”

“The only thing I’m really good at is procrastinating. I should probably start a club, but I’ll do it later.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my parkour skills.”

“I’ve been told I have a face for radio. I guess they meant I have a great voice.”

“If life gives you lemons, you should probably find someone with tequila and salt.”

“I’m a professional napper. It’s a skill you can’t learn in school, but it comes naturally to me.”

“I’ve always believed that laughter is the best medicine, but a glass of wine doesn’t hurt either.”

“I’m living proof that you don’t need to be responsible to have a good time.”

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