Certainly! Here are 24 quotes by John Cleese:

“I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who happens to be funny on occasion.”

“He who laughs most, learns best.”

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.”

“If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.”

“I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.”

“Laughter connects you with other people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re just howling with laughter.”

“The English contribution to world cuisine – the chip.”

“I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that’s mostly what I’m offered.”

“The only meaningful measure of success is the quality of your life.” “It’s easier to do Shakespeare than Spelling, and I know that sounds quite strange, but William Shakespeare wrote his own words.”

“Education is not something that you can finish.”

“The only way to deal with death is to get as far away from it as possible.”

“The really great thing about turning 70 is you no longer have to do anything you don’t want to.” FED UP UNAPPRECIATED AT WORK QUOTES

“The greatest failure in comedy is to be funny for the wrong reasons.”

“An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

“Remember, if you’re going to trust a Justice system, trust ours. ”

“If you want to get laid, join a band. If you want to learn something, join the Peace Corps.”

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.”

“I’ve been writing a book called, ‘What Do You Do After You Have Made a Complete and Utter Fool of Yourself?’.”

“One of my very few guiding principles in life has been that if a nightclub is named after a city, then that city is likely to be boring.”

“The English are polite by telling you to go to hell in such a way that you really look forward to the trip.”

“I feel very free with money. I don’t have it, but I don’t really care about it.”

“I’ve always felt that if a man doesn’t want to fight, his adversaries should understand and leave him alone.”

“The moment you start being in love with what you’re doing, and thinking it’s beautiful or rich, then you’re in danger.”

These quotes represent John Cleese’s wit, humor, and unique insights on life and creativity.

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