JOKES FUNNY GOLF QUOTES FOR LADIES

“Golf: A good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” – Paul Harvey

“Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the golfers lie well.” – Unknown

“Golf: The only sport where the most feared opponent is yourself.” – Unknown

“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones

“What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer screams ‘fore!’ while a skydiver yells ‘four!’.” – Unknown

“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, you should hold up a one-iron. Not even God can hit a one-iron.” – Lee Trevino

“Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” – Arthur Daley

“Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!” – Unknown “What do you call a lady golfer who breaks par? Lady Luck!” – Unknown

“Golf is the only sport where you get to yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and still feel like a pro.” – Unknown

“What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!” – Unknown

“Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!” – Unknown STAY STRONG DIFFICULT TIME THINKING OF YOU FRIEND QUOTE

“Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one!” – Unknown

“Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.” – Unknown

“What’s a golfer’s favorite type of teacher? A swing coach!” – Unknown

“Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Because he made a hole in one!” – Unknown

“Golf: The sport where the ball always lies poorly and the golfer lies well.” – Unknown

“Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one and a hole in two!” – Unknown

“Golf is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt? In case he got a hole in one!” – Unknown

“What’s a golfer’s favorite fast food? Chip and putt!” – Unknown

“Golf is a game where the slowest people in the world are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind you.” – Unknown

“Golf is a game played by people who are too lazy to hunt and too timid to steal.” – Unknown