“Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.”

“The trouble with people is not that they don’t know but that they know so much that ain’t so.”

“Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.”

“There’s a lot of fun between sunrise and sunset, but the dandiest fun is moonshine.”

“Life consists not in holding a good hand but in playing a poor hand well.”

“The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurses, a little later on.”

“Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.”

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.”

“Success is like a ladder, and no man has ever climbed a ladder with his hands in his pockets.” “The greatest job you could ever get is to be paid to do what you would gladly do for nothing.”

“It’s not only what we say or lose, it’s also what we don’t say, that can make a world of difference in the end.”

“When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck, good or bad.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” ARABIC QUOTES FOR LOVE

“To be content with what we have is the greatest wealth of all.”

“Love is like a river, never with a beginning and never has an end.”

“The best way to get even with your enemies is to forget them, success is the greatest revenge.”

“Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson afterward.”

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”

“It’s not what a man doesn’t know that hurts him, it’s what he does know, that ain’t so.”

“What the world calls knowledge is often but scrambled gooseberries.”

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”

“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”

“Life is a grindstone, it grinds us down or polishes us up, depending on the stuff we’re made of.”

“The man who trusts no one is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.”

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