LUCY RICARDO QUOTES

“You’ve got some splainin’ to do!”

“Ewww, Ricky!”

“I’m a star! I’m a star! I’m a star!”

“Ethel, what happened? Did we win?”

“I don’t think that’s funny, Ricky. It’s cruel and insensitive.”

“Oh, Ricky, your suit’s on fire!”

“My husband, he’s wonderful!”

“I’m not just a housewife, you know.” “I’m not perfect, but who is?”

“Oh, Ricky, you’re so funny!”

“I’m an incurable optimist.”

“I should be living at Tiffany’s.”

“When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” PILATES QUOTES FUNNY

“I am your wife, not your punching bag!”

“I don’t mind being a little extravagant now and then.”

“I’m not a scatterbrain, I’m just easily distracted.”

“I may not be a great dancer, but I’m a great feeler!”

“Do you know what today is? Today is my happy birthday. You know why it’s my happy birthday? Because you’re home.”

“Oh, Ricky, you’re the only man in the world for me.”

“I’ll show you some of the hot notes I used to play.”

“I’m probably the only woman in the world with a maid who can’t cook, and a husband who won’t!”

“I have a terrible habit of telling the truth when I’m asked a direct question.”

“The only thing that’s going to walk down that aisle is me – in a new summer hat!”