“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Cady Heron

“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 31st.” – Cady Heron

“I’m a mouse, duh!” – Karen Smith

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Damian Leigh

“I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” – Karen Smith

“Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Wieners

“I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” – Mrs. George

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian Leigh

“Your face smells like peppermint!” – Karen Smith “Boo, you whore!” – Regina George

“You can’t sit with us!” – Gretchen Wieners

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” – Gretchen Wieners WILLINGNESS QUOTES

“She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian Leigh

“Get in, loser. We’re going shopping!” – Regina George

“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mrs. George

“If you’re from Africa, then why are you white?” – Karen Smith

“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” – Damian Leigh

“I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!” – Regina George

“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Karen Smith

“You smell like a baby prostitute.” – Janis Ian

“Is butter a carb?” – Regina George

“I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with Regina, and then called her a ‘bitch’.” – Gretchen Wieners

“I just have a lot of feelings!” – Gretchen Wieners

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