MONDAY QUOTES FUNNY

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the motivation, divide the happiness and multiply the stress.” – Unknown

“I hate Mondays. If Mondays were a person, I would throw rocks at them.” – Unknown

“Monday is the perfect day for a fresh start, a new perspective and a new attitude.” – Unknown

“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has passed and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here!” – Unknown

“Monday means nothing when you have a bucket of coffee and a killer playlist.” – Unknown

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” – Unknown

“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get it done.” – Unknown

“I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love coffee and hate everything else.” – Unknown

“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.” – Unknown

“The only good thing about Monday is that it’s one step closer to Friday.” – Unknown

“Monday should be optional.” – Unknown

“I think we all suffer from Mondays occasionally. They’re just little reminders that the weekend is over and we have to get back to work.” – Unknown

“Mondays are tough only for those people who don’t know how to spend them.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT BEING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

“Monday morning coffee is just as important as oxygen.” – Unknown

“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.” – Unknown

“I haven’t been this confused since Monday blues had a stroke.” – Unknown

“Monday is just another day to lay the foundation for the rest of the week.” – Unknown

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.” – Unknown

“Wake up on Monday and start stealing second base. Start small, build momentum and change the game.” – Gary Vaynerchuk

“Mondays, that day of the week when you count the seconds until the weekend.” – Unknown

“I’m not feeling very worky today…Is there any way we could just pretend it’s still the weekend?” – Unknown

“Monday is a good day to have a great day.” – Unknown

“Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?” – Unknown

“Monday is a state of mind. It’s an opportunity to start fresh and set the tone for the rest of the week.” – Unknown