PSYCHIATRY QUOTES FUNNY

“I often joke that my psychiatrist sends me invoices; not for therapy, but for entertaining him.” – Unknown

“Psychiatry: because it doesn’t matter if you’re crazy, as long as you’re not boring!” – Unknown

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, okay, you’re ugly too.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Psychiatrists are human napkins.” – Unknown

“Going to a psychiatrist is just paying someone to listen to you complain. I can do that for free at a bar!” – Unknown

“Psychiatry: where the only place you can lie to a professional and have them thank you for it.” – Unknown

“I went to a psychiatrist because I was afraid I was a dog. He told me to come sit on the couch. I said, ‘I’m not allowed on the furniture.'” – Unknown

“Psychiatry is the only field where the patient has all the answers and the doctor has none.” – Unknown

“I asked my psychiatrist if she had any tips for dealing with anxiety. She said, ‘I can’t give you advice, I can only charge you for our time together.'” – Unknown “Psychiatry: Where listening and nodding empathetically can earn you a six-figure salary.” – Unknown

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said, ‘If I’m crazy, what are you doing here?'” – Unknown

“Psychiatrists are the only doctors who can prescribe you more problems instead of solutions.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of psychiatrists, I’m just afraid of the bills that come after the session.” – Unknown THE MYTH OF SISYPHUS QUOTES

“Psychiatrists are basically therapists who charge more and prescribe drugs.” – Unknown

“I told my psychiatrist I think I’m a kleptomaniac. He told me to take something for it.” – Unknown

“Psychiatry: the only field where you can diagnose yourself by Googling your symptoms.” – Unknown

“I told my psychiatrist I have a fear of commitment. He said, ‘That’ll be $120 a session, please.'” – Unknown

“Psychiatrists should have their own reality show called ‘Whose Crazy Is It Anyway?'” – Unknown

“I went to a psychiatrist and told him I hear voices in my head. He told me to play music to drown them out. Now I just hear voices shouting ‘turn that music off!'” – Unknown

“Psychiatry: the art of convincing sane people that they’re crazy.” – Unknown

“I asked my psychiatrist if there was a pill to make me normal. He said, ‘I don’t think there’s a pill big enough for that!'” – Unknown

“Psychiatrists: because sometimes you just need someone to blame for your problems.” – Unknown

“I told my psychiatrist I feel like I’m invisible. He said, ‘Who said that?'” – Unknown

“Psychiatry: where pretending to listen is a valid form of therapy.” – Unknown