“Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a thousand times.” – Mark Twain

“I tried to quit smoking once, but the cigarette told me to butt out.”

“I finally quit smoking for good. Now I just light up the occasional cigarette for bad.”

“I used to think smoking was cool, but then I realized it’s just smoke and mirrors.”

“Smoking may get you expelled from school, but it’ll definitely make you a class-A chimney.”

“Quitting smoking is tough, but not as tough as trying to light a cigarette in a hurricane.”

“I used to have a smoking problem, but now I have a quitting problem.”

“If you want to quit smoking, just remember that every cigarette you don’t smoke is saving a matchstick’s life.”

“Quitting smoking is like breaking up with a toxic ex – painful at first, but ultimately the best decision you’ll ever make.”

“Giving up smoking is easy, I’ve done it thousands of times. Of course, I started again a few seconds later.”

“Quitting smoking is like a relationship – it requires commitment, strength, and a lot of self-control.”

“Smoking is like paying someone to throw garbage into your lungs. Quit while you’re still ahead!”

“Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I should know, I’ve done it a hundred times.” GURDAS MAAN QUOTES IN PUNJABI

“Smoking is like paying a dumb tax. Quit smoking, and you’ll be saving a lot of money and brain cells.”

“Quitting smoking is just like quitting a bad habit – except it leaves you with better breath and more money in your pocket.”

“Smoking is a bad habit, like picking your nose or believing everything you read on the internet.”

“Quitting smoking is like breaking up with a terrible ex – it might be hard at first, but you’ll thank yourself in the long run.”

“Smoking may give you a temporary high, but quitting smoking gives you a lifetime of freedom.”

“The best way to quit smoking is to find a hobby that’s just as addictive, like collecting hilarious quotes about quitting smoking.”

“Quitting smoking is like winning a battle against yourself – and the victory is absolutely worth it!”

“Smoking is like a burning relationship – it’s hot, it’s toxic, and it’s time to put it out.”

“Quitting smoking is like breaking up with a clingy ex – they might try to lure you back, but you’re better off on your own.”

“Smoking is like a haunting – it’s time to exorcise those bad habits and free yourself.”

“Quitting smoking is tough, but remember, cigarettes are just tiny fire sticks trying to control your life. Show them who’s boss!”

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