“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.”
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
“I love those friends who can finish my sentences…or at least know the punchline.”
“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone…unless they’re filming it.”
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
“Friendship is finding that friend who makes your more forgetful, so you’ll never remember how annoying they truly are.” “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”
“Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there for support.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
“Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.” BOOKSTORE QUOTES
“Friends are like stars, you don’t have to see them to know they’re there.”
“A true friend is someone who knows you’re completely insane but still hangs around.”
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
“A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”
“Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.”
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
“A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A best friend adds extra booze.”
“A true friend is someone you can be your complete self with and still feel loved and accepted.”
“Friends: people who borrow your books and then ask you what they’re about.”
“A real friend tells you when you have something green stuck in your teeth.”