QUOTES FROM SNATCH

“It’s not about who you are. It’s about what you’re doing.”

“We’re dealing with a game here, and I’m afraid it’s a game of chance.”

“You must be the brains behind this operation, or did you get Johnny the Greek to write that speech for you?”

“You take a dog, put him in a cage, and you give him a bowl of food. The dog will do anything to keep that bowl of food.”

“I’m not sure I trust our friend, Tony. I’ve read about him, seems like a very violent individual.”

“You know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.”

“One: no fighting. Two: no soliciting. Three: no arguing with the ref. Four: no flash photography.”

“Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work, you can always hit them with it.”

“You know Boris, for 500 quid, I’ll chop her up and bury her somewhere. But I don’t do anything this public.” “Buying stones off blokes who sell fake watches? Anybody in this town wants ice, they come to me.”

“Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.”

“I’ll tell you what… I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”

“You guys are about as f***ing useless as a marzipan dildo.” ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR BROTHER AND BHABHI

“Just because you’re a character doesn’t mean you have character.”

“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

“I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love and I’m like, ‘F*** you!'”

“People who put money in luggage deserve what they get.”

“Stealin’ stones is about the only thing you’re capable of.”

“Have you ever crossed the line with a girl before? Like not an accident? Like never even had the urge?”

“Don’t touch anything, don’t look at anyone, and don’t make eye contact.”

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

“You can’t un-hear what you’ve heard.”

“Just because you’re standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car.”

“In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?”