SANFORD AND SON QUOTES

“I’m coming, Elizabeth!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“You big dummy!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“That’s your problem, Lamont. You don’t have any guts. In fact, you don’t even have any intestines!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m the king of the world!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too little to be out on its own.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I can feel the arthritis in my teeth!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m not a bad driver. I’m just an artist trying to paint my masterpiece on the road.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I don’t get no respect. I sleep in the same bed as my wife and she still calls me a stranger.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford “You’ve got more issues than a magazine stand!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“If I were you, I’d change my identity and move to another country. But that’s just me.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m too sexy for my dentures!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“It’s a TV show, not a neighborhood watch meeting. Nobody wants to see ‘Sanford & Sons Gone Wild’.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford I WISH SOMEONE WOULD LOVE ME QUOTES

“Just when I think I’m in, they pull me back out!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m older than dirt, but I’m still kicking like a mule!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I don’t want no hand-me-downs, I want first-class junk!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m allergic to work, it makes me break out in hives!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds a nut. And then it eats it!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I got style, I got class, and I got a bad hip!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m the king of the junkyard, and this is my throne!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m not old, I’m vintage!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I’m like a good wine, I get better with age. And sometimes I give people a headache!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I don’t trust nobody who don’t like junk.” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“I may not have much money, but I’m rich in sarcasm!” – Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford