SAYINGS FUNNY BBQ QUOTES

“Barbecue: It’s not just a meal, it’s a religion.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a grill and that’s basically the same thing.”

“Vegetarians beware: This grill is not for the faint of heart.”

“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these ribs to be self-evident.'”

“I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer the biggest baddest smoker in the yard.”

“Not every dad can make great barbecue, but great barbecue makes every dad feel like a king.”

“I don’t always grill, but when I do, I drink beer and make bad puns.”

“Grill it and they will come.”

“Barbecue: The only time it’s socially acceptable to stand around a fire with a drink in your hand.”

“Real men don’t use gas grills, they use wood and charcoal.”

“I like my grill like I like my love life: smoking hot and full of flavor.”

“My social life is basically just a bunch of barbecues.”

“In this world there are two kinds of people: those who barbecue and those who just eat it.” LIEFDE VAN MIJN LEVEN QUOTES

“If you’re not grilling, you’re not living.”

“I grill, therefore I am.”

“I may not be a grill master, but I’m pretty sure I could smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting.”

“Barbecues are like a warm hug from the inside out.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, smoke again.”

“The only thing better than a barbecue is a barbecue with friends.”

“Good things come to those who barbecue.”

“It’s not what’s on the grill that counts, it’s who’s behind it.”

“Barbecue: America’s favorite pastime.”

“Barbecues are like therapy, only better because there’s food involved.”

“I didn’t choose the BBQ life, the BBQ life chose me.”