SCOTTY QUOTES

“It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim.”

“Beam me up, Scotty.”

“Captain, the engines cannae take any more!”

“I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!”

“I’ll do it, Captain. But I’ll need more power.”

“I cannot change the laws of physics, Captain.”

“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”

“Aye, Captain. I’ll see what I can do.”

“Sir, there’s a 93% chance of failure if we attempt that.” “If everything is under control, you’re not going fast enough.”

“I’m a miracle worker, not a magician.”

“You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.”

“The Enterprise feels like a wounded bird in my hands.” LIFE A GARDEN DIG IT SIMILAR QUOTES

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Captain.”

“The ship is like a lady. She needs to be caressed.”

“Sir, I suggest a full-power, unmodulated burst or we’re going to lose her.”

“I’ll need six hours after they’re dead, Captain, then I’ll have eaten my way through.”

“Captain, I am picking up an energy field reading that is unlike anything we’ve ever encountered.”

“Translating Klingon is a particularly tedious business.”

“I’m giving her all she’s got, Commander. If I push it any harder, the whole thing will blow.”

“Don’t tell me how to do my job, Captain. Just give me the tools, and I’ll know what to do.”

“I’m sorry, Captain. I cannot advise against the course of action you have chosen.”

“Captain, we’ve got system failures across the board.”

“Sir, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go make love to my engines.”