“I’m the weasel, man! Weasel power!”

“Hey, Bud-dy!”

“We’re all here for a reason. I’m here because I can’t live without your daughter.”

“I’m Squeezin!”

“Just remember, when life hands you lemons, you say f*** the lemons and bail!”

“You are the wind beneath my weasel wings.”

“The weasel’s got your back!”

“I’m the king of the world! No wait, that’s been done.”

“I’m the son-in-law, not the stepson-in-law. It’s a big difference.”

“I’m here to make sure nobody messes with this fine piece of countryside!”

“Look, I may be a screw-up, but I’m a lovable screw-up!”

“I’m like a FedEx delivery man, and I’m delivering love right to your doorstep.”

“Farming is hardcore, dude!” JAI SHREE RAM QUOTES

“I’m not afraid to get down and dirty for love!”

“I’m not a city slicker, I’m a city biker.”

“Family is like a big box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

“I love you, and your family too. Is that a good enough reason for you to accept me?”

“I may not be the perfect son-in-law, but at least I’m trying my best.”

“I’m the life of the party and the soul of the farm!”

“I’m not just a dude, I’m a dude with attitude!”

“I may not have a master’s degree, but I have a master’s in having a good time!”

“I’m like a chameleon, I can adapt to any situation!”

“I may not be the most traditional choice for a son-in-law, but I promise to make your daughter happy.”

“I’m in the house, and I’m here to stay!”

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