“I’m as pure as the driven slush.”

“I’m as pure as the driven snow. It’s driven me to drink.”

“I’m a devout atheist… it’s a very solemn state to be in.”

“I’d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”

“They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.”

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”

“I’m going to live until I die. I’m going to pack a whole lot of living into this life.”

“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”

“I’m not a legend. I’m just someone who cares.” “There’s less and less eccentricity in the world. People are getting duller.”

“I’ve been called many things, but never an intellectual. That’s not to say I don’t have one.”

“I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.”

“I’m loved by some, hated by many, but known by everyone.” HEART TOUCHING QUOTES IN TAMIL

“I have an important announcement to make. I’m going to sleep.”

“I’ve tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.”

“The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“I’m thankful for small mercies. I compared my blessings with my troubles and realized that I have more than my share of both.”

“I’m as famous as famous can be in a world where fame is not what it used to be.”

“I’m not funny; what I am is brave.”

“There is less and less eccentricity in the world. Everyone has learned to live with their limitations. Except me.”

“Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.”

“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

“An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know.”

“I’m all for the man who knows the secret of making the impossible possible.”

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