Here are 24 funny tomato quotes:

“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”

“I’m just a tomato trying to find my soulmate, but all I keep getting is ketchup!”

“The tomato said to the onion, ‘We make quite the ‘salad team’!'”

“I tomato you so much, it’s saucy!”

“Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing undressing it with its eyes!”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just waiting for the ketchup to come out of the bottle!”

“Tomatoes might be fruit, but they sure don’t belong in a fruit salad!”

“Why did the tomato go to the casino? Because it wanted to be a high-roller, or should I say a ‘slot’ machine!”

“What did one tomato say to the other in a race? ‘Ketchup!'” “I can’t trust tomatoes anymore, they’re always getting into saucy situations!”

“What do you call a tomato that’s a comedian? A joker tomato!”

“Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it saw the grape!”

“I don’t need love, all I need is pizza with extra tomato sauce!” REBELLION QUOTES

“Why did the tomato go to school? To become a vegetable!”

“I wanted to take a tomato to prom, but it couldn’t find a matching salsa!”

“My favorite color is tomato red, because it ketchup-lates to me!”

“Tomatoes are like people, some are smooth and others are juicier!”

“Tomatoes always seem serious, but deep down, they’re just a bunch of funny fruit.”

“Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!”

“Tomatoes might be round, but don’t let them fool you; they have a lot of ‘sauce’!”

“I don’t always rely on tomato jokes, but when I do, they’re ripe for the picking!”

“Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the butcher peel onions!”

“The tomato was feeling soup-er, so it decided to join a cooking show!”

“Tomatoes and potatoes often team up in dishes, but they’re always trying to one-up each other as best ‘spud’!”

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